As you can see I was thrown a curve ball on Christmas Eve. Yes, I broke my arm or to be more technically correct, I actually fractured my radial head, however the doctor liked to describe it as smashed, and done up right!!!
Well, Pretty self explanatory here. The question I hear the most is how did you do it?
If you must know, being Christmas Eve and all here you go. It was late evening and I happened to hear what sounded like foot steps on the roof. Me being an adult, I knew couldn't be Santa but I rushed to the window to be sure anyway. What I had expected were kids or birds, but what I saw was more than I bargained for. I saw shadows cast from the moonlight projected onto my front yard of what I could barely make out to be reindeer and a Sleigh. "Santa on the roof with wonderful presents," (tools,electronics). I was as excited as a kid in a candy store. I jumped up, out the back door and onto the roof as fast as possible. That is where I went terribly wrong. See, there was no Santa, only 8 reindeer and they were not happy with me. With my curiosity growing I said to myself just take a peak inside the sleigh. As I stealthily approached I was suddenly hit with the realization that I was kicked by a reindeer and even worse, falling off the roof.
So there you have it, the story of how Jason got ran over by a reindeer, and fell off the roof, and smashed his radial head.
THE END
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1 year ago
3 comments:
Wow....
I thought you must have done it snowboarding or something.
Boy, was I WAY off! :-)
BTW: Why does that one picture look like a house is behind your leg?
Anyways...hope you're feeling better soon. Glad you're back to the blog world. I was wondering how you were doing.
I did get one good snowboarding day in before the accident on Christmas Eve, however thay would have felt more manly!
The picture... I was holding the xray up to the back window and that is why you see a house in the background.
Hey! Will it heal in six weeks? Planning a snowboarding trip in March.
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